Jason Kelce doesn’t get the Tom Brady roast: ‘My family is ruined, it’s so funny’

Jason Kelce will not be the next NFL legend to get roasted.

The future Hall of Famer talked about Tom Brady’s decision to be roasted by former teammates and comedians with brother Travis on “The New Heights” podcast.

“It was pure entertainment and I’m really happy they did it but I just don’t get the roasts,” said Jason, who retired this offseason. “I don’t know why people do it. Maybe I take myself too seriously … It was star-studded. The best part about it was how many just iconic NFL and celebrities of immense stature that were there.

Jason Kelce standing on the baseball field throwing the ceremonial first pitch at a Philadelphia Phillies game on March 30, 2024
Jason Kelce throws out the first pitch at a Phillies game on March 30, 2024.Shutterstock

Tom Brady at his Netflix roast.@broadimage / SplashNews.com

“Not to mention the entire Patriots dynasty showing up for Tom. That being said, I really don’t f–king get it. I don’t get why people do roasts. I don’t get why they are a thing. Haha, yeah, my family’s ruined, it’s so funny, everyone’s laughing, it’s great, we’re having fun, yeah right.’”

Brady took more than a handful of barbs about his recent divorce from Gisele Bündchen and her relationship with jiu jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente.

Bündchen — an insider told People — was “deeply disappointed” with the roast and the frequent attacks at her and Brady’s failed marriage.

Aside from a “massage” dig from roast master Jeff Ross directed at Patriots owner Robert Kraft, Brady seemed to handle the three hours of insults well.

Travis was impressed with Brady being a “good sport” while taking some “aggressive strays.”

“Oh my Goodness, that was unbelievable first off,” said Travis, who was fresh off trips to the Kentucky Derby and Miami Grand Prix last weekend.

Gisele Bundchen in a leather coat at FRAME Dinner Party during New York Fashion Week 2024.
Gisele Bundchen was reportedly hurt by the Tom Brady roastJanet Mayer/Shutterstock

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen holding hands on the red carpet at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala in 2008.
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen in 2008.Getty Images
“Everyone involved hats off. I had been in tears the whole last day just watching (comedian Nikki Glaser’s) clips. I wasn’t able to watch it live. I commend everybody because no one seemed to get their feelings hurt. It seems like everyone was having fun with it. But at the same time, that s–t had me rolling because of how at everybody’s neck people were going.”

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